Tristan’s BLOG!!!
13 Jul 2008 Leave a Comment
in Uncategorized Tags: blog, Blogging, donate, donations, husband, Live Writer, Wordpress
Tristan has finally agreed to go public with his blog so I can FINALLY blurt out this awesome secret!
He has a blog! Go visit & add it to your blogroll!
http://infernalcthulhu.wordpress.com/
My husbands blog above! Go visit! He’s REALLY good at writing!
The Perfect Shade of Blonde!
13 Jul 2008 2 Comments
in Uncategorized Tags: black, blonde, confidence, donate, donations, hair dye
I finally found the perfect shade of blonde.
It’s black. I think it suits me much better and it came out of a box. Stupid hair dying shenanigans. This is Tristan’s nipple. He likes to flash them. Those are also his homemade tattoo’s he did drunk & upside down a long long time ago. He’s cute isn’t he?
More pictures to prove that Confident Women with Black Hair are hotter than the hottest dumb blond. 
take that!
Yup, I love him. And I like making squirmish faces with my lips mostly.
The Long Awaited Sequel – Part 3B – The Reveal!
11 Jul 2008 1 Comment
in Uncategorized Tags: blond, donate, donations, hair dye, highlights
Try to hold back your tears, because I’ve shed enough for all of us.
Good news! Nothing really changed!
Bad News! Except for the blond streaks I liked! Now it’s powder blonde and tiger orange. YAY!
P.S. My hair is officially damaged beyond repair – time to grow it out.
P.P.S. Tristan had one too many drinks and is drunk.
That’s his hand Monster Face. Pouty Face
You’re Taking A Picture Are You?
Part 3A… The Burn
11 Jul 2008 1 Comment
in Uncategorized Tags: blonde, donate, donations, Dream Blonde, hair dye, Oops
Feel the burn, love the burn! Okay so I’ve washed out the Color Oops kit, dried it to see what happens, was unsatisfied and applied the color dye.
This looks more complicated than I thought… there’s too much here. Why is there so much. What happened to Bottle 1, and Bottle 2?
In a towel on a blog? How scandalous!
It’s sitting right now, it has to sit for 30 minutes… so I’m waiting. I’ve heard you have to let it sit longer for it to take more time so maybe I’ll try 40… after that I think I’m done with color forever.
Currently it’s resting “neatly piled” atop my head, my ears are burning a bit but that’s okay. It’s just my ears. My head is itchy but that’s only because I’ve opened my pores with the constant dye and hair brush & drying.
So.. stay tuned for Part3B – THE REVEAL!
It will be just like Extreme Home Makeover only nobody’s touching my house, I’m not painting anything (except my head) and Tyler won’t make you cry. This time…
Part 2
11 Jul 2008 5 Comments
in Uncategorized Tags: blond, blonde, box color, donate, donations, hair dye, Oops
Well… I’m not done yet. I’ve just applied & dried my hair after the Color Oops Kit… Unfortunately, it didn’t do much… see here.
It looks MUCH better, but still not good enough. At least not when my hair is down… Famous last words? “Maybe I should stop here.”
however, I’m not… next stop – DREAM BLONDE!
Hopping Mad…
11 Jul 2008 2 Comments
in Uncategorized Tags: bad dye job, blond, blonde, donate, donations, hair dye, hopping mad, professionals
Well, I never thought I’d use the term “Hopping Mad”… until today. If you read Yesterday’s Entry then you would know about my horrible hair. Well… I’d take yesterdays hair over todays.
When I arrived I explained to this “professional” that I felt my hair was too orange, too dark, and not what I had ordered. She said, “Well it’s orange because we did a golden blonde”… UMMMM NO! I’ve been “Golden Blonde” before and it wasn’t orange. Then she said that we’d lighten it up with highlights. Bleach highlights. The product she wouldn’t use yesterday because she said the other stuff was better… for going blonde.. If you are having trouble following the logic then you know how I feel.
So she applies the highlights and the foil keeps falling down in my face but whatever, it will be worth it if I can feel like a million bucks.
Then she rinses me out and informs me that since she has to rinse her other client I’ll be drying MY OWN HAIR TODAY. Ohh, awesome. I’d love to do that.
So I dry my own hair. And commence getting Hopping Mad.
She gave me FUCKING TIGER STREAKS. TIGER STREAKS!!! BIG, CHUNKY, WHITE & ORANGE TIGER STRIPES!!! What the fuck!! So I start playing around with it and thinking, relax… it will fade… relax… and I pull it back into my trademark ponytail… when I notice something. SHE SKIPPED THE ROOTS! THERES A HUGE MISMATCHED PIECE UP FRONT!!
So here are some photos to chronicle my journey. I’ll be back on later to tell you the status of my AT HOME, BOXED COLOR to cover this mess up.
yeah… how do you like that?
And the big splotch at the base of my head so I can no longer wear my hair pulled back… at all…
If I sound mad/look mad/or look like I’m crying… it’s because I am.
Oh and the best part… she’s a “family friend” to my mom’s new husband so I can’t complain or make a stink so I had to pay the full price. Isn’t that just super? $115 for a piece of shit dye job that makes me want to die.
P.S. My husband is great, he only gasped and fixed me a tall white russian.
Not Quite…
10 Jul 2008 2 Comments
in Uncategorized Tags: blond, blonde, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, donate, donations, hair colorist, hair dye, Oops
Okay, I’m not totally vain but… recently I’ve been wanting my old blonde hair back. I used to dye it “Buffy Blonde” religiously.
See what I’m referring to:
Well, I finally made the appointment to get it done… and here is what I got: My reaction? “Ummm….not quite!”
Can we say VITAMIN C anybody?
So, the “colorist” said she’s going to add highlights tomorrow to lighten it up and the orange will fade. Dear god I hope she’s right because I think I want to die. NOT dye.
Another Stolen Meme
08 Jul 2008 7 Comments
in Meme, Uncategorized Tags: Meme, Uncategorized
I took this meme from Heidi whom is a blogger that I’m new to, I found her while tag surfing MEME’s
1.What bill do you hate paying the most?
My Car Payment – it’s a brand new car without power locks or windows so it drives me nuts to spend $380 a month on something new without power. UGH. At least it looks a lot nicer since I tinted the windows.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Romantic? Tristan and I went to Olive Garden last week (I know, I was bad) but we also went to Islands today. (I know… bad again) Any time together is romantic but I haven’t exactly had a super romantic evening… ya know?
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Not often. I rarely get sick when I drink. However, after said Olive Garden last week I did get sick and promptly removed my dinner. (not on purpose) and I had one drink… but I don’t think that counts.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
LMAO… well that would be two winters ago. I had a rough time. That would have been this night:
Me with Steve & Mike V of the band Flydown
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Ms. Yakola? Or was it Mrs. Horton…. I don’t remember!
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Magically Losing weight while typing this meme? Watching psychic Kids on A&E? (only another 15 minutes to go!)
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
I wanted to be a veterinarian
8. How many colleges did you attend?
One. For about a half a semester, Cape Cod Community College Bay-Bee… the 13th grade!
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It’s a Bubba Gump Shrimp Company T-Shirt I got on my business trip to New Orleans. I wore it to the gym and now I’m wearing it because it’s comfy. Hoo-Rah!
10. GAS PRICES?
Currently 4.70 thankyouverymuch. Kill me. I’m ready to walk to and from work, regardless how smokey Auburn gets
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Hawaii if I could afford it. Otherwise I’m going with Oregon. Turns out California wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
It didn’t go off! I have the day off so I slept in! WOO!!!
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
“You are falling into a more relaxed state… ten deeper and deeper, nine deeper and deeper…” a.k.a my hypnosis mp3
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Favorite Style? I’m going to have to go with those cute seamless thongs that have the thick waist and not thick thong piece… It’s just plain comfy.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
I don’t care either way!
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Ugh DISHES! That is Tristan’s job for sure.
17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
Yes I would. Preferably at a rehab horse farm or something….
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in Hell yes.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Hmm Tough Question. Definitely Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a guy?
Watch Friends while cuddling on the couch… or read in bed together
21. Have you found real love yet?
Absolutely. Everybody… meet my husband Tristan
22. When did you first start feeling old?
As long as I look 12, and people treat me like I’m 8, I won’t feel Old. So I still don’t feel old.
23. Favorite 80’s movie?
Ohhh tough question. I love all 80′s movies, anything with young John Cusack is great. Mmmm… I love john Cusack
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Chicken or Turkey…. depending on my mood
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam’s Club?
I’ve never been, but I used to go to BJ’s which is the same thing and I’d always always always get soap & paper towels.
26. Beach or lake?
Hmmm… I miss the beach now that I moved from Cape Cod… but I do love lakes.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Not at all, but it’s not for everybody.
28. How many people do you stalk on livejournal/wordpress/blogspot?
Wordpress everybody, Livejournal I never used but I used to use deadjournal (I don’t anymore so none) and I’ve never used blogspot. So take that.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Ice Cold Coca Cola
30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
LMAO – FERN GULLY!
31. What’s your drink?
Ohh see #29 – Icey Cold Coca-Cola
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy…. I believe the PC term is Native American thankyouverymuch
33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops are hot. My husband will hopefully be a CHP soon! Mmm Uniformed sexiness
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Good God nobody. High school was a disaster. I married the one person I didn’t mind in High School
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
92.5 – I’m new to the area so I don’t know what station it is but they have a GREAT selection of music and they ALWAYS list the title of the song afterwards. SO SO helpful for iTunes collections!
36. Norm or Cliff?
Jack or John? WTF is this question all about?
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons… early seasons
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I’m totally not going there on this meme. It’s a nightmare
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Nobody sits at my work. It sucks.
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
I would kill nobody – I don’t believe in it. It’s called Karma people.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to party with?
Angelina Jolie and Mark Wahlberg. YUM.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
LOL see above. Tristan has already given me permission should such a situation arise. I’m not a lesbian but I would NOT kick angie out of my bed. As for Mark… my god just look at his arms!
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Lol not it’s intended purpose no.
44. Last book you read for real?
I just finished Chuck Palahniuk’s Choke and before that was Jen Lancaster’s Such a Pretty Fat… I’m about to read Jen Lancaster’s Bitter is the New Black
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
YES! His name is Mr. Bear and Tristan got him for me when I was in the hospital. He’s adorable. This is him with a shot of Maker’s Mark
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Ohh… um the woods, in the barn, at work, at school, etc. I like to brush my teeth.
47. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go?
I live here. But I’m dead set on going to see the redwoods and I’m dead set on going to the San Diego zoo.
48. Do you go to church?
No.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
a new career… for sure.
50. Just how OLD are you?
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Dry Heave – I mean Heat
08 Jul 2008 2 Comments
in Dry Heat, Heat, Thermometer, Thermostat, Uncategorized Tags: Uncategorized
Well… this is no ACU-RITE but my thermostat says this heat sucks.
This is a cell phone picture taken out of my car of the digital thermometer. That’s right, it says it’s 109 Degrees F. Not 108, Not even 100, 109. It’s slap you in the face with oven heat hot and it sucks.
BLECH
California Fires
07 Jul 2008 2 Comments
in California, Fires, SacBee, Smoke, Uncategorized, Wildfires Tags: California, Uncategorized
I just wanted to share with everybody some stats about the fires in my state. I’ve been complaining about the smoke and now you can know why there is so much of it.
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